Are you awesome and single fly guy? See attached resume.

Objective: To enter into a relationship of mutual respect and admiration with an individual I am attracted to. Someone with whom I have things in common. Definitely not an “everything in its place” type of person, I'm thinking laid-back but ambitious. A big, warm heart is required. Looking good naked, a plus. Not looking for just any Girlfriend vacancy, if we are not a match I wish you well and will remain self-employed.

Experience:
My last position as Girlfriend was one of growth. Though ultimately not the right fit for me I have learned much and look forward to applying this knowledge in a more compatible work environment. 

Education:
School of Life and Love 1978–Present

Skills/Qualifications
• Ability to work either independently or collaboratively
• Excellent Taste in Music
• Skilled in the art of compromise
• Also the art of love
• Laid Back & Patient
• Can be ready to go anywhere in 15 minutes
• Cute Butt