Men I have yet to meet while giving blood
When one of my girlfriends was single I recommended she be on the lookout for men when giving blood. I got this idea while eating cookies and sipping too-sweet orange juice after I made a donation. I heard an English accent and with a turn of the head I found this voice belonging to a handsome blood bank worker in his white coat. After further eavesdropping I determined he had a wife...boo...but I did get it in my head that this might be a good place to meet someone. No sure thing, of course...but who knows who will end up in the cot next to you, or who might dine on cheese and crackers with you afterward. Therefore Bon Iver's song "Blood Bank" made me smile. I am patiently waiting for Justin Vernon to give blood in Madison. At his Barrymore show in December he mentioned he has family here so this could happen. Justin, I will meet you at the American Red Cross on Sheboygan Avenue. And I will gladly kiss you in my car while the snow is falling. I am a bit shy though so you may have to make the first move. Although if anyone could bring about one of my flashes of boldness it would be you. My desired potential-boyfriend age-range is now 27-37. It was going to be 28-37 but I didn't want to make you ineligible. You're welcome.