Things for which I may deserve a medal

  • Leaving Ikea without making one single purchase
  • Having only one plate for lunch at the Indian buffet
  • Leaving a drink half-full at a dance club and opting for water instead
  • Not saying "that's what she said" when my 13-yr cousin said she'd "seen bigger." (in regards to a waterfall)
  • Not crashing my car when a spider appeared INSIDE my car on the top edge of the windshield.

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