Unappealing Restaurant Names

AKA places you are unlikely to find me dining. Please don't send gift cards.

Macaroni Grill: I'm sure they have more than macaroni so why choose such a limiting name? I prefer my macaroni at home where table service is not required.

Beef O Grady's: Well, I guess they serve beef...and they're Irish. So corned beef? Ok, as a veggie I'm not their target market but this name seems so...blah.

Beefaroo: Again with the beef! Brings underoos to mind. And I don't recommend eating dinner in your underoos. Maybe this is a good "my first restaurant" for the kiddie set. "Hey small fry - guess where we're gonna have dinner! Guess! Guess! Beefaroo! Yes - Beefaroo!"

Fuddruckers: Is this supposed to be a faux swearword like "frickin"? Let's name a new restaurant. Think of a naughty piece of vocab and add four additional letters to the middle. Like oh, I don't know "ddru"?

Kisses,
Tofu O'Callaghan